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Kissed on the dick 

Australian slang phrase for prospering from a lucky occurrence.
Barry: Just won $100 at the TAB.

Bruce: You must've been kissed on the dick.

And then we took off our shirts and kissed 

A phrase said after a statement or story to someone who is not paying attention to you. The point of this phrase is to catch the person off guard and make them confused. Best used after talking about you and someone other guy.
Mike- " Yeah dude did you hear about our wild night? Me and Butch went to the club and got into this giant fight with a couple of these pussies! "

Zach- Not paying attention.

Mike- " Yeah it was badass! And then we took off our shirts and kissed. "

Zach- " Uhh.. yeah man that's cool... wait, what?? "

my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. 

My mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree
my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree

alex turners love letter to alexa chung

jump kissed 

When you are taking to a person of interest and outta nowhere they kiss you.
I was out a bar last night when, outta nowhere, this girl jump kissed me.
jump kissed by TheLivingLegend December 31, 2013
Someone named Kossell is typically a person who you can't believe actually exists, because he is just so breathtakingly amazing. He is genuinely kind, patient, and caring to everyone he meets. His beautiful eyes are dangerous to look into, because once you do, it's easy to fall for him. Being close to him feels like home. He's super funny and has a contagious laugh and once you see him smile be careful... it's easy to fall for him! You'll catch feelings for him that you never knew were possible to feel for someone and be excited to love him even more and get to know him better and explore the future together. :)

If you ever meet a Kossell, you'll never want to let him go because he is precious and perfect. His existance inspires you to be a better person. You'll find him entering your thoughts throughout the day and have little things remind you of him and make you smile randomly.
As soon as I started talking to Kossell, I knew was a goner - completely and hopelessly I had fallen for him.
kossell by The Corgi Farm October 21, 2019

kissed by fire 

In "A Song Of Ice And Fire" (ASOIAF) (George R. R. Martin's famous book AKA: A Game Of Thrones) and in the Land Of Always Winter, redheads are said to be "Kissed By Fire"
an example of this is when "Ygritte", who when Jon Snow met, at first thought of her to look like a normal girl, like those redheads up in Winterfell, but soon finds out that Ygritte is considered a beauty by the wildlings because of her hair colour, and she's also a genuinely attractive person, so combining the two aspects, a great body, attractive face, not to mention those tits :P and add the red hair, you've got an amazing woman prized by the people beyond the wall. Also of note is that Jon (his surname being Snow) and Ygritte being "Kissed By Fire" has sparked a new little catch phrase for me "Kissed By Fire, Fucked By Snow" :P
kissed by fire by Hansel_The_Pedo December 23, 2013