n: A nerdy person prone to making lamejokes and giggling. The kookamonga will often accuse others of being a kookamonga, but like a hipster a true kookamonga will refute accusations of actually being one. In true hipster like fashion the kookamonga will disregard fashion rules, social norms, and rules of hygiene but not to be ironic, just because they are dorks who do not care (or in some cases do not know). They would be cute if they stopped calling other people kookamongas. The nerdy version of a hipster, kookamongas live their lives in denial of what they truly are.
Kevin accused Rachel of being a kookamonga, this along with his uncanny knowledge of computers is how she knew he was the real kookamonga.
Look at that guy strutting down the street giggling in his nerd shirt, what a kookamonga.
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaningLyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.