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konsequences 

(noun - I think)

An abstract and nebulous concept for men that actually may be only a theory or conjecture in which someone does one thing and then something else may or may not occur because of that first thing, but may not - but who cares cause we’re dudes and this sentence went on way too long with out the words “ass” or “boobies.”
Dan suffered konsequences when Michelle came out of the bathroom and saw him dancing with another girl at the bar and stormed outside.
konsequences by gtbarry October 3, 2008
Related Words

Kinkshaming 

When someone or something Judges someone else’s kink/fetish.
Person 1: I have a daddy kink
Person 2: That’s disgusting

Person 1: Are you kinkshaming me?
Person 2: Kinkshaming is my kink.
Kinkshaming by BiG DiCk EnErGy July 28, 2018
When you’re completely slumped/alseep. Formed by the word KO’d and gone.
Dude he’s passed out on the pool table should we wake him?”
“Nah he’s konked.”
Konked by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020

Konkey Dong 

The name of Donkey Kong's penis.
Im gonna kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konkey Dong!
Konkey Dong by pspmiles June 25, 2014

Daddy kinks 

The love of degrading, spanking, name calling, or domination that may be associated with calling your s/o daddy. A daddy kink is not always characterised by its key word but its activities.
I know a group of girls with daddy kinks bro, they love being called a good girl and getting spanked

king kongs finger 

when you release a turd so huge, so mighty, so hefty, that it looks like king kongs finger
so as we waited outside, barry left behind what he called king kongs finger in the wealth of great toilets, thus causing blockage
king kongs finger by bigboijohns January 15, 2016