konkey wacker

an extremely hugely super duperly dumb ditzy person.

Oh my gosh you konkey wacker 2+2 is four, not six

by Twixchix March 02, 2008

a ass shit konkey wacker

one who frequently shits from the ass while wacking his konkey with several large sticks.

my new neighbor is a ass shit konkey wacker, he loves dropping a pipinghotloaf while smackin his konkey.

by hoey456 April 03, 2007