when a guy is alone he might want some love - no girls around he'll have to strangle Kojak.
see masturbate
see masturbate
by simon June 17, 2006
by John Detlor March 13, 2009
by eggydip June 11, 2004
"Dude has no body hair whatsoever."
"Seriously ?"
"It's freaky. Chest, armpits, legs, nothing at all. I'm telling you, he even has KOJAK BALLS."
"Ewww."
"Seriously ?"
"It's freaky. Chest, armpits, legs, nothing at all. I'm telling you, he even has KOJAK BALLS."
"Ewww."
by Demarates June 13, 2007
by scr1bl1ed April 29, 2011
Refers to car tyres that are completely without tread or bald. Kojak was a popular TV character from the 1970's played by the actor Telly Savalas, who was completely bald
Some Guy#1 "Is that the Law up ahead? Hope they don't pull me over 'cos my tyres are like Kojak Radials!"
Passenger " I'd be more worried about the fact that you just stole this car, you twat!"
Passenger " I'd be more worried about the fact that you just stole this car, you twat!"
by Negrophiliac May 29, 2008
Yeah I got a Kojak Kodak sitting in the bushes just down the hill on your right.
Yeah mate, fI see him, fucken candy cam.
Yeah mate, fI see him, fucken candy cam.
by kam75xx July 1, 2023