To drive straight into a parking space, improbably available right outside the place you were headed, even though this is normally totally impossible to do.
The 70s television detective Kojak routinely did this in every episode, parking in front of the courthouse, the police station, the trendiest nightclub in town...anywhere.
The 70s television detective Kojak routinely did this in every episode, parking in front of the courthouse, the police station, the trendiest nightclub in town...anywhere.
I went shopping last night and was expecting a lot of trouble parking, but I found a space right in front of the shop. I kojaked!
by Tony and Cherie Blair July 20, 2006
A bald-headed man, who is usually white. Otherwise you might refer to him as "black kojak" or "brown kojak"
by Anna Isabella November 2, 2006
Slang for penis. Named after the famous bald lollipop-sucking fictitious TV detective played by Telly Savalas. See also dick and cock.
by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004
a guy who jerks off so much he knows the different ways
damn that guys is soo kojak
kojak tell me your ways'
king of sex
has a girl do it for him
damn that guys is soo kojak
kojak tell me your ways'
king of sex
has a girl do it for him
by lalanie November 20, 2006
by Dr. Poppenstein April 11, 2006
To find an empty parking space directly in front of the building you are visiting, regardless of the time of day, or busy urban location. From the televison series "Kojak". The title character would race off to locations in Manhattan and always park right in front of the building.
by Mark Malloy September 12, 2006
A parking spot right in front of your destination. Named after the show "Kojak" in which Telly Savales always parked right in front of any building in New York City in the middle of the day, which of course is impossible.
by AndreaStarrett September 4, 2006