8 definitions by Negrophiliac

Kojak Radials

Refers to car tyres that are completely without tread or bald. Kojak was a popular TV character from the 1970's played by the actor Telly Savalas, who was completely bald

Some Guy#1 "Is that the Law up ahead? Hope they don't pull me over 'cos my tyres are like Kojak Radials!"

Passenger " I'd be more worried about the fact that you just stole this car, you twat!"

by Negrophiliac May 29, 2008

dead-heat in a Zeppelin race

Used between two guys, when one wants to draw discrete attention to the impressive attributes rack of a female who has just come into his view.

Cockney#1 Pwfoarrr! Look at that bird at the bar! It's like a dead-heat in a Zeppelin race!

Cockney#2 Yeah, and Smuggling Peanuts too!

by Negrophiliac May 26, 2008

caucasexual

Black person who has sexual relations exclusively with Caucasian partners. Complimentary to Negophiliac,Negrophile for example.

Flygirl#1 Say, isn't that Shaneequa over there with that White Trash guy?

Flygirl#2 You know it girl! An'he sure ain't the first! She's like such a Caucasexual these days!

by Negrophiliac May 26, 2008

-o-matic

Suffix meaning poor quality goods, especially automtive, electrical or technical.

Geezer 1 :- My tyres are like Kojak Radials, but I can't afford those new Goodyears

Geezer 2 :- You better get some of those Grip-o-matic specials then, less you wanna get a pull from the Law

by Negrophiliac May 26, 2008

Blacktivity

Subtle changes in a neighbourhood that indicate a sudden influx of non-white residents.

Signs of Blacktivity :- Nail-bars appearing on the High Street, along with 24 hour grocery stores that sell unidentifiable fruit and vegetables, Money Transfer shops that also sell cut-price calling cards to countries you've never heard of, and travel agencies offering flights to places you only hear about on the news after a civil war has erupted there. One may also notice their local Supermarket develops an 'Ethnic Foods' aisle, 20 Kilo bags of rice for less than the price of 1 Kilo of Uncle bens.

by Negrophiliac August 5, 2008

pull

To be arrested by the police

Dopehead;- "Oh come on officer, this 10 grammes is for my personal use, it hardly warrants a pull"

Arresting Officer:- "Are you resisting arrest, sir? If so, I may have to get a bit more physical with you!"

by Negrophiliac May 29, 2008

Wings System

A way of defining various types of sexual partners, or practices one has enjoyed. Most commonly associated with Motorcycle Clubs (although possibly a hoax), these are 'Badges of Honour" amongst (male) members.

Bloke 1 "You won't believe what Wings I was awarded last night!!)

Bloke #2 "What now, you sick bastard?"

Bloke #1 "Black, Broken and Silver!!"

Bloke #2 "You are going straight to Hell!!"

The Wings System includes the following definitions, there are many others.........

Pink Wings - Sex with a White girl
Black Wings - Sex with a Black girl
White Wings - Sex with a Virgin
Brown Wings - Anal sex
Yellow Wings - Sex with an Oriental girl
Red Wings - Sex with a girl on her period
Grey Wings - Sex with an woman over 50
Broken (or Orange) Wings - Sex with a disabled girl
Golden Wings - Sex involving urination, or 'Golden Showers'
Water Wings - Sex involving 'squirting' or female ejaculation
Green Wings - Sex with a person who has an STD
Purple Wings - Sex with a pregnant girl
Knife Wings - Sex with a friend's girlfriend
Blue Wings - Sex with a corpse
Technicolour Wings - Sex involving a combination of any of the above ie. Sex with a Black, disabled girl on her period

by Negrophiliac March 24, 2011