Definitions by Demarates

kojak balls 

Hairless testicles, either by nature or as a result of shaving the scrotum.

"Dude has no body hair whatsoever."

"Seriously ?"

"It's freaky. Chest, armpits, legs, nothing at all. I'm telling you, he even has KOJAK BALLS."

"Ewww."

kojak balls by Demarates July 9, 2007

murinate 

To donate semen at the fertility clinic in exchange for money. Derived from the nickname of a certain college student who financed his beer supply doing just that.

Said donation is commonly referred to as a "Murination"

Man, I'm dead broke again. Time to go down the street and murinate, I guess.

murinate by Demarates August 22, 2006

pokeable 

Simply that which is considered worthy of being poked.

Sure, that Hilton is dumb as a post, but she's still pokeable.

pokeable by Demarates August 21, 2006

Siberian special 

to perform oral sex on a male while the partner has ice cubes (or crushed ice) in her (or his) mouth.

When properly executed, this is quite a treat.

It would seem Sarah gave him a Siberian special, he was quite pleased.

Siberian special by Demarates May 19, 2006

Lotus Elise 

Tiny, uncomfortable car for those who cannot afford a Porsche.

I test-drove a Lotus Elise once. It took me 45 minutes, a shoehorn and a jar of KY to fit into it.

Lotus Elise by Demarates May 18, 2006

baboon ass 

When a balding male gets sunburn on the top of his head. The red bald spot on the top of his head, partly covered with hair, will show an uncanny resemblance with a baboons backside.

He should have covered his head, not he's got a headache and a baboon ass...

baboon ass by Demarates May 14, 2006

nasty williams 

aka Serena Williams, an extremely butch female tennis player.

I was so bored bored I watched womens' tennis last night.

Who was playing ?

Williams vs Sharapova.

Which Williams ?

Nasty Williams.

nasty williams by Demarates May 13, 2006