koepke 

To dick slap in the middle of a bar fight.

The man was so drunk that he koepkeed the bartender.

koepke by Seamus O'Tool October 8, 2007

Koeppen 

When a male places another males entire penis, including his balls into his mouth, while still managing to slip his tongue out and lick the mans asshole.

Bobby: Hey Dan, I was completely mind blown last night!!
Dan: Why, what happened ?
Bobby: Steve gave me a Koeppen last night!!
Dan: What the hell is a Koeppen?
Bobby: Steve took my entire dong and balls in his mouth and still was able to lick my asshole!!!
Dan: WOW!! That's amazing Send Steve my way asap!!

Koeppen by Jimmy magina January 7, 2017

jaime koeppe

A women who specializes in muscle fitness, is known for her assets.

I would hold Jaime Koeppe's hand.

jaime koeppe by Dev Aldridge January 8, 2009

koenkering

A person who befriends their boss then uses personal information gained in the friendship to get their boss fired so they can have that position. A person who is always looking to advance themselves by using personal information to steal a job.

I can't stand Barbra, she is constantly koenkering her friends to get their jobs.

Q: Where is Gary?

A: He is meeting with Barbra's supervisor koenkering his way to the top again.

Q: Why are you packing up your stuff?

A: Lee was at it again, koenkering his way through the ranks by stealing my job

koenkering by Ragnar Yendor June 17, 2013

Koenker 

Koenker is a person who must consume alcohol, usually in large quantities, whenever possible. Koenker also seeks out others like themselves, especially their significant other. The excessive drinking is to try and camoflage their asshole personality and lack of people skills.

Look at that koenker overthere, wasted and acting the asshole again; I wish they wouldn't drink here anymore.

Look at that loud mouth koenker overthere, treating everyone like shit again.

Looks like Koenker finally found a boyfriend that can keep up with her, I bet they get married!

Koenker by Ragnar Yendor August 31, 2013

Kopke Surprise

When you wet someone's chair in two phases. Phase one is the seat when the victim is away from their chair. Second phase is when the victim is away from their chair and recovering from phase one and the seat back is doused with liquid.

You can be either the giver, recipient or observer of a Kopke Surprise.

I conducted a Kopke Surprise for Dan the other day, he was so mad at first getting a wet bum, then a wet back.

I was the victim of a Kopke Surprise. I'm wet all over.

I saw a Kopke Surprise in action the other day, it was amazing to behold.

Kopke Surprise by Arsebadger May 5, 2014

Koekerasie

'n poeste fok op.

"maase poes, nou dis 'n koekerasie."

Koekerasie by Slurpy25 September 5, 2020