ripping my knitting 

Getting on your nerves to the point where you want to punch something

Jolene: "I hate that new Katy Perry song."

Susan: "I know, right? It's never off MTV, it's really ripping my knitting."

ripping my knitting by marganin January 6, 2011

Don Knotts 

A skinny lesbian.

Damn,Rocco, dat lady det be yo boss, she a Don Knotts bitch,huh?

Don Knotts by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 15, 2017

Knitting Pattern 

In the '50s knitting patterns in the UK for men's knitted attire would always have adverts/pictures of the most ammazing/good looking men. This therefore became a term to describe how good a man looked on the Atractive Scale - Knitting pattern is close to the top. (Knitting pattern guy is a phrase often used too)

Knitting pattern found in Coupling (BBC)

Knitting Pattern by Zachary Decent December 26, 2008

Knottstitute

Noun

A High School girl who hangs out at Knotts Berry Farm for the sole purpose of hooking up with ramdom guys that she meets and asking for nothing in return. You will normally find them in packs toward the back of the park near calico stage and the borwalk areas. Durring the week after school gets out is when there is the highest number of them. They are also identified by their whorish outfits and extreme confidence when talking to guys, as well; they always are in the line dancing lessons given at calico stage.

"Did you see those girls line dancing?"
"Ya, they are all Knottstitutes. One of them tried to hookup with me on the logride"

Knottstitute by Ctf December 12, 2006

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association? 

The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')

Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association? by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021

Knittys 

Plural Noun: What Brian David Gilbert calls his knees

Hey, does anyone know why Brian calls them knittys
My mood is high just like my knittys

Knittys by carpet wizard April 21, 2019

masturbatory knitting 

When you decide to enter a period of celibacy, and take up knitting to fill the void in your life.

I know this girl who recently decided to lay of the sex for a while, but she uses masturbatory knitting to relieve stress and pass the time in bed.

masturbatory knitting by Joe Salone October 18, 2010