knittlestud

mrs knittle chooses a new student every week. this student becomes the knittlestud. the knittlestud receives a handwritten card and a hersheys bar. the knittlestud gets praised, and is royalty for the week. we don’t understand why she doesn’t give out skittles. but, a chocolate bar will do. who will be the next knittlestud??

OMG! Mrs Knittle says i’m the knittlestud!!

knittlestud by pushinp123 January 23, 2022

Get merch

Get the knittlestud mug.

See more merch

Knittle

When you buy a race car and don't ever race it.

Don't sell that car to Dave, he will Knittle it

Knittle by QN21 June 15, 2018

Get merch

Related Words

Knittle • knittlestud • Reverse Knittle

Reverse Knittle

When you have intercourse with such an atrocious person that your dick literally turns inside out.

That sex was so awful that I REVERSE KNITTLE’D

Reverse Knittle by Donkonio V2 March 2, 2025

Get merch

Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

Get merch

liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

Get merch

dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

Get merch

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Get merch