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When two, sitting, people are flirting by touching knees usually under a table. Similar to footsie but is better done while sitting side by side or kitty corner, and is less likely to cause outbursts of laughter. Also the recipient often wonders if the kneesier is doing it on purpose.
Q: Was that creep playing kneesies with you too?
A: Yes, my knee will never feel the same.
kneesie by Mary Jo8 January 13, 2009
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kneesterical 

Something so rainbowtastic that walks in the bathroom that you laugh so hard that you drop to your knees.
When Danielle and Kylee saw Corinne, Danielle became kneesterical ...

In art class and having the whole class think you are the biggest whore in the world and just love to laugh at you and love that you are whore is a like a kneesterical situation....
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kneeskee 

When a woman/man bends their knee putting their heel to their rectum with a penis in the crease behind the knee. The person then moves their leg in a horizontal fashion to create kneeskee effect.
"Oh man she forgot to put lube behind her knee. That kneeskee hurt my wang like a bitch!"

kneesies 

another form of footsies, slightly more effectionate, when two people continually tap their knees on the knee of another.
"footsies are out now im all about kneesies."
kneesies by busta biskit April 4, 2007

Kneester 

A Kneester is someone hipster enough that they find the term hipster far too mainstream.
Boy: "Yeah, i feel I've transcended the term hipster."
Girl: "So what do you call yourself?"
Boy: "A Kneester."
Kneester by Kneester Incarnate October 30, 2010

kneesexual 

When you are attracted to knees in a sexual manner. Ex: take ones knee and kissing it.
Morgan loves Averys knee because she is kneesexual.
kneesexual by Trena February 13, 2017

Kneesearch 

Googling medical symptoms and prognosis for mysterious feelings, clicking, or injuries ( possible psychosomatic or hypochondriac driven )
After a sharp pain in my knee, I spend an hour online doing some kneesearch.
Kneesearch by Dr. Siz January 3, 2013