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When two, sitting, people are flirting by touching knees usually under a table. Similar to footsie but is better done while sitting side by side or kitty corner, and is less likely to cause outbursts of laughter. Also the recipient often wonders if the kneesier is doing it on purpose.
Q: Was that creep playing kneesies with you too?
A: Yes, my knee will never feel the same.
kneesie by Mary Jo8 January 13, 2009
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A form of practical martial arts involving thrusting the knee into someones thigh or knee. A painful experience that doesnt cause lasting harm physical but can mentally cripple a man. Few people can actualy Kneesie but in fact threaten others with it. Outlawed in several states and legend has it that it originated in a school field when a JEEP assaulted a member of the general public resulting in him being Kneesied into a rugby post.
Touch me and I'll kneesie you!
Carry on like that and you'll get a Kneesie!
Kneesie by Adam Cooper September 16, 2005

kneesles 

When you snort, slam, smoke dirty methamphetamines and get pimples on knees and surrounding areas. Hence "kneesles".
Man I got some bad shit from home and now I got kneesles.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026