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1 definition by Horacetheace

An excruciatingly uncool middle-aged man. White socks with sandals, bermuda shorts, almost always republican, no regard for his family's emotional well-being. Remember Cliff from "Cheers"?
John Ratzenberger, 70 percent of dads, most politicians.

"look at this klondike. Where'd you get those pants, world war one?"
by Horacetheace March 08, 2010