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Origin: teenage boys summer camp sports event. The sport of lighting farts in a darkened cabin. Longest, brightest wins overall. Best of class can include categories such as color (yellow for sulfur, blue for the rarer methane-producers.) Other categories such as least-singed butthairs are rarer and judged less often, primarily because someone has to be designated as counter of singed butthairs and that requires a strong magnifying glass and an even stronger stomach or a perverted interest in men's butts.
The kids at Hihowahya Summer Camp were caught playing "Solar Flares" and were given kp duty for three weeks, which was stupid as their stay at camp was for fourteen days only.
by Luigi January 14, 2005
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Diarrhea; the runs, the hershey squirts (you get the picture. It ain't pretty.)

blowhole = asshole = yer sphincter
After eating at Joe's Ptomaine Shack, Steven had a bad case of diflucous of the blowhole.
by Luigi July 13, 2004
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B school can stand for "business school" or bride school.

Business school is where students obtain MBA's in the hopes of high paying jobs for dot.coms, where they will cash out their stock at age 35 and retire to Palm Beach. Oh yeah.

Bride School, or the School for Etiquette and Wisdom is where Korean gals go to learn how to be submissive, never giving orders to the husband, and not walking around in strapless mules that clack and disturb their elders. See h school for the male equivalent of bride school.
Part of the prenuptual agreement was that Karen attend Bride School and learn to bake pies, make sweaters and how to gracefully open and deliver a cold one while looking demur and sexy.
by Luigi August 10, 2004
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Mommy, can I buy that AI? I think it should plug up quiet nicely up Bill's Bum.
by Luigi May 19, 2004
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Professional basketball team. Best team in the National Basketball Association (NBA).
Jump on the bandwagon and route for the best! The Los Angeles Clippers are the team of the future.
by Luigi May 12, 2004
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A cloned lesbian child; a lesbian daughter parthenogenically produced without male sperm, employing the technique of cloning a human cell into a human egg.
Eschewing the turkey baster, Melissa and Ellen sought the services of a tissue culture laboratory to produce a klondike.
by Luigi August 6, 2004
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Tanga, like thong or butt floss, a thin strap-like undergarment that shows more than it covers.
The tango dancer enthralled her audience with a good glimpse of her tanga during an especially deep dip.
by Luigi July 11, 2004
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