Kinglet 

A wannabe King but fails in most if not all aspects, and so is demoted to the rank of Kinglet instead

He goes to Hooters every day at 6PM and calls himself an alpha, but he's just a kinglet

Kinglet by what the heck how many March 30, 2023

Krizz Kringle

This dude will grab your tits if you’re a dude. Run away from any form a conflict. Hates when people use the victim mentality but is quick to use it. Loves dick so much he screams it out at random. Talks a lot of shit but never backs what he says. Claims to have power but the only power he has is to run away. Another name for him is Koward The Weak. The biggest coward you will meet.

Krizz Kringle: Silverlining crew is the best.

OTHERS: GOLD BARS ARE BETTER!

Krizz Kringle by Kilo Alpha Zulu September 17, 2019

Klingele 

Noun, adjective - A lifestyle of the highest pleasures. An easy life of wealth and privilege. Usually preceded by "life of", as in life of Klingele. Sometimes abbreviated as LOK.

Lucky ass punk won the lotto. He is living the life of Klingele now.

He is on vacation, that is LOK for that dude.

Klingele by Spudsy G April 22, 2008

Klinger

The left over remnants from a snow session that get lodged in your nose. In other words a coke booger

Jimmy Hoffa: dude I’m speeding out of no where, I think I had a pretty big Klinger.

Kevin Costner: that happened to me last week when I was driving, I almost banged out and hit

a school bus.

Klinger by TheFrailDwayneJohnson March 3, 2019

kringlefucker

da homestuck tree

Person 1: What's a kringlefucker?
Person 2: The christmas tree from homestuck or whatever.

kringlefucker by kopeechiboomer December 4, 2019

Kringle berries 

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.

I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!

Kringle berries by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

KlingleHoffer

A KlingleHoffer is a special device used by old people. With Arthritis senior citizens cannot wipe there butt after they squeeze a turd. So the KlingleHoffer is a little robot that climbs in the toilet bowl and helps clean you. You can purchase a KlingleHoffer at any pharmacy. You can buy them shaped as a Mouse, Dragon or a Stapler.

With barts cast, he needed a KlingleHoffer to help do the work for him

KlingleHoffer by Zack Dougherty October 29, 2006