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1. a Jewish folk musician traditionally performing in a small band.
2. Also, klezmer music. the type of music performed by such musicians.
Yo, for my barmitzvah party i will hire a Klezmer band to play.
klezmer by Alex Da Man October 7, 2006
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Kežmarok 

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Me: What is Kežmarok?
Kežmarok by Ondriss June 29, 2022
1. Traditionally, a musician playing at Ashkenazy Jewish celebrations, mainly life-cycle ones such as weddings and {bar mitzvah] celebrations. In this sense, the type of music being played does not matter. From Yiddish; derived from the Hebrew expression, "kley zemer", meaning, "vessels of song". Pl. "klezmorim"
2. Since the revival of traditional Ashkenazy music in the US in the 1970's, the word has been used to refer to traditional Ashkenazy (mainly secular) music.
1. Although they were poor, my grandparents had a jubilant wedding, with a band of four klezmers playing drum, clarinet, violin, and accordion.
2. For their new album, the klezmer music group researched early recordings by clarinetist David Tarras.
klezmer by haidouk April 10, 2019
a person who fucks retarded grandmothers and brags about it to other retarded grandmothers
"Why does Omar always smell like prune juice and denture cream?"
"My granny says he's a klezmer."
klezmer by hooleeoh November 28, 2013
Hey kezmar
kezmar by Chloemc November 26, 2021
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