The Klimek 

The act of driving an excessive amount of time to meet someone (preferably through the internet) to only find out their original description is not physically accurate and still engaging in intercourse.

Steven: I can't believe Frank drove 5 hours to meet that chick and she ended up being 300lb.

Nick: Damn, what did he do?

Steven: I fucked her and came back.

Nick: Ahh, pulled The Klimek. . .

The Klimek by Dr.Smushmortion November 14, 2011

Klimbim 

1. (n) German term loosely used to describe bad music

2. (n) Oddly enough, Don Ross' absolutely revolutionary guitar piece with a notorious F# tuning

Rap is so overrated; all the albums are Klimbim.

Klimbim by DJ Brahmin October 11, 2010

Klimklow 

Klimklow (klim'-,klau) adj. :
(1) A situation that is crazy or highly unusual.
(2) Being out of the ordinary (3) To an extreme
degree, <that is totally klimklow> (4) odd,
extravagant, or eccentric in mode or style.
(5) bizarre or unfathomable.

"The whole situation was klimklow!"

"That dude is whack, I mean he's really klimklow!"

Klimklow by Liquid Larry August 14, 2013

klimax 

n. When a member of either sex reaches orgasm in the manner of a one K.Lomax, it is known as a klimax. It is distinguishable from an ordinary climax in that the individual is holding study notes and screeches fitfully, paroxysmally.

Kimp: Dude, big night last night brought home epic hoodrat.
JD: No way, that shit is epic, how'd it go down?
Kimp: SHE FUCKING KLIMAXED
JD: No shit man, it was definitely my burns.
Kimp: They're pretty sexy burns.
JD: Out of interest what notes did she have.
Kimp: Histo
JD: Fucking Gimp

klimax by jdimp June 29, 2010

klimo 

Being so paranoid, thinking no one likes you

He is so crazy, he might pull off klimo on us.

klimo by Viblz May 7, 2016

klimpaloon 

Klimpaloon is a magic bathing suit believed to live in the mountains of Himalaya. People who state to have seen this magical being describe it as an old school style suit with green and white stripes floating in the air. Klimpaloon has also been spotted near or in caves. He is not described as evil or harmful although it is a very shy and secretive creature.

Person A: Some people might say that klimpaloon isn't real but I've seen him.
Person B: WhAt ArE yOu EvEn SaYiNg PaTrIsHa?!
Person A: Leave me alone, Mom, you will never understand the all mighty Klimpaloon!

Person B: Just go to your room...

Person A: Good! I was just about to leave anyways!!!

Person B

klimpaloon by Arizona Shrek corporate May 6, 2020

Gustav Klimt

An art God.
Creator of beautiful pieces such as "The Kiss"(der kuss)"The virgin"(die jungfrau)And fulfillment.

Gustav Klimt is a brilliant artist.

Gustav Klimt by shannon January 20, 2004