The newly updated kiss my ass. Kiss my piss debuted on the tv show Silicon Valley. It's as odd and nerdy as it's originator.

Dweeby CEO of Pied Piper - Richard Hendricks (deftly played by Thomas Middleditch) - lands this as a major diss.
Colin: Can I be real with you? I really need this.

Richard: Can I be real-er? Kiss my piss

Colin: What?

Richard: You heard me. Kiss my piss. (said repeatedly with awkward techno-jig-like dancing)
by r.c.p.j. May 29, 2018
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Something you tell a person when you want to show your dominance over them. Most popularly known for its use in the movie "The Fast and the Furious", where Johnny Tran (portrayed by Rick Yune) forces Ted, the guy with the engines, to tell him where there are.

Can easily be used as a response to anyone who asks you for a favor, or to make them feel like an insignificant human being. Or more simply, to get those Spoon engines for your Honda S2000 to make it a ten second car.
Hey Ted, kiss my shoes?
by RRCsteve December 9, 2010
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A nicer way of saying, Kiss My A_s, used in the southern USA. Grits are food and something we eat, not between our toes like one person said. Gritty dirt is between your toes, but not grits. People in the south say "Kiss My Grits" jokingly, not in a mean spirit. And lastly, "Kiss My Grits" is not meant to be anything related to a racial saying. It's just a silly fun southern saying.
Well, you can just "Kiss My Grits!"
by topaz49 June 23, 2013
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An expression indicating that something is unsatisfactory, though not entirely terrible.
Wil: Winning back the $50 that it cost to enter the poker tournament after playing for 12 hours is like kissing my sister!
Ty: You've kissed your sister?!?!
Wil: Don't tell anyone...
by Dan TheMan September 25, 2007
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Used if you have just beaten someone. Used by Alan Partridge. Said in front of the loser, while rubbing you're 2nd and 3rd fingers on you're face cheek.
Looks as if you're horse beat mine, Alan.

Reply: Kiss My Face!
by Clareol July 17, 2003
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To place your lips in a puckered fashion on ones underpants. Generaly reserved for situations involving male underware.
(in reply to a disagreable statment) "Hey! Kiss my chuddies, bitch!"
by Mixer September 5, 2003
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Something that is usually said in response, to when a person is being outright rude. Or when a person is trying to provoke you with gossip.
I heard you were a witch. Well whoever said that let them know they can, "kiss my ass".
by T.Chick April 6, 2014
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