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1.
1) the act of putting ones orifice (specifically the mouth) up against the crack of the person you love. This is usually referred to german bondage porn.
2) An alternate explanation is usually a sarcastic put down to anyone hoping for something.
1) Q:will you kiss my ass?
A: WHY SURE HERR OBEINHOUSER i shall kiss the shit off your crack.

2) What the fuck were you hoping for? KISS MY ASS.
by gregarious January 02, 2006
 
2.
Something that is usually said in response, to when a person is being outright rude. Or when a person is trying to provoke you with gossip.
I heard you were a witch. Well whoever said that let them know they can, "kiss my ass".
by T.Chick April 06, 2014
 
3.
Another word for Christmas for people who don't like the commercialism/consumerism of the Holiday.
Merry Kissmyass and Crappy New Year!
by Jim Adams December 23, 2005
 
4.
Another word for Christmas for people who don't like the commercialism/consumerism of the Holiday.
Merry Kissmyass and Crappy New Year
by wafwot December 24, 2005