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Kinetic Crab 

A kinetic crab is when you hand is shape like a crab claw and use the kinetic energy to shove it into someone ass and open it inside.
Dang, My friend gave my a kinetic crab yesterday my ass hurt.
Kinetic Crab by WillyWarmerSock October 5, 2021

kinetic engineering 

The action of whacking something with one's hands or solid objects to try and get it to work.
Person A: My PC won't boot up :(

Person B: Just hit it with a hammer and it'll be fine.

Kinetic Weed 

Freshly ground marijuana in a grinder that is kinetic in nature, meaning the ground particles stick together in a fluffy manner. Similar to kinetic sand, but weed. highly desirable. termed coined by three girls in Jamaica.
That kinetic weed is kinetic af, it's like packing little clouds into my bowl.
Kinetic Weed by Reggae Let It Go August 28, 2016
Kinetic is a word that refers to anything generally moving. Or anything that has a big inpact on someone.
Love is one kinetic force.
I saw her and it was just kinetic passion.
When I found out she had herpes, it was one hell of a bad kinetic moment.
kinetic by Bryce October 27, 2004

Kinetic Energy 

The energy of motion.

Its opposite is potential energy.
The runner had more kinetic energy than the other runners, and came in first place in the race.
Kinetic Energy by Shmargygar April 3, 2009

Urban Kinetic 

(Noun and Verb) Describes a person of group of people who have good social worth and an active life in an urban environment. The kinds of people who are on the scene, party, are with the current flow of culture and urban pace. This is not to be confused with those who just follow trends and tag along- Urban Kinetic people are more in a leadership role and very active in making the trend. Someone who sets a tone or theme as opposed to one who would just copy or adopt it.
I heard this label also used for in a negative context as well- Those people who are over reactive and energetic in an insecure and twitchy or spastic way. People who are wired for no reason and the effect they cause others in others due to that.

At worst the Urban Kinetic types try to make the scene into some awkward teenage high-school clique setting or snobby country club mood in what ever place its happening. In the best form these are the kind of people who are fun and make groups and others feel more coherent and bring stylish energy into the activities.
Urban Kinetic Examples:

Bad Types: Late adopters of trends and fashions who think they are original, Fake Pimps and Fake Players/Pick up Artists, People who lack social skill and pacing and copy the identities of others, Rude/ Nervous for no reason people on the Club scene

Positive Types: People oriented Club Promoters and Djs, Hot chicks who have been friends as a group of a long time, Artists who are comfortable expressing creativity in many settings, bisexual girls, Guys who have been through peak experiences together and click well as a unit, Musicians of different types, The positive list goes on and on…
Urban Kinetic by JoeyPete September 5, 2008