28 definitions by Bryce

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Used as a verb, means to "attack," "physically abuse," or "totally whoop," something or someone. Often used in jest.
"You ate the last doughnut! Man, I oughta Jackie Chan your ass for that."
by Bryce February 28, 2004
A sharp and swift blow taken to the genital region of a male. Action taken in response to the question, "What is the Capital of Thailand?" This should only be asked of one angry male or female to another male who has wronged them in some way shape or form.
Billy: "Hey Thomas, what's the Capital of Thailand?"
Thomas: "Uh, I'm not sure..."
Billy: "Bangkok!" (
by Bryce May 19, 2003
Expensive ass computers usually being bought by spoiled rich kids who are too lazy to build their own computer. Not bad computers, but a rip-off. These tend to be ugly as hell, too. www.newegg.com is your friend.
"i bougt teh alienwarez & its teh better then urs comps lol"

"Uh, no, my computer has better parts, and cost hundreds of dollars less. Plus, I don't have a gay ass case where the bottom-front breaks easily."
by Bryce November 22, 2003
Crazy grind/tech/hardcore band. Sounds like Ion Dissonance, Dillinger Escape Plan, and Daughters mixed all into one. Insanely technical guitars/drums.
Hooooooly shit, that guitar on "Death, I..." made me cream my pants.
by Bryce September 20, 2004
The act of viciously destroying the countryside, thatched roof cottages, and peasents with fire emitted from the mouth of Trogdor the Burninator (a.k.a. Trogdor).
"The knights and archers looked on helplessly as the great Trogdor burninated the entire countryside, killing many peasents, and destroying many thatched roof cottages."
by Bryce January 08, 2004
1. Adj., Of or relating to something wonderful.
2. Noun, Expletive popular in the Mid to Late 1800's Frontier America. (See Alferd Packer).
1. I think I know precisely what I mean when I say it's a spedoinkle day!
2. Spedoinkle! I just got my foot caught in a bear trap.
by Bryce September 12, 2003
Kinetic is a word that refers to anything generally moving. Or anything that has a big inpact on someone.
Love is one kinetic force.
I saw her and it was just kinetic passion.
When I found out she had herpes, it was one hell of a bad kinetic moment.
by Bryce October 27, 2004

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