/keeˈhoʊneɪz// Mutation of the words 'cojones' and keyboard, keyjones denotes courage only over the internet and their true identity safely behind a computer screen.. Someone with keyjones may not be as intimidating in real life as they would have you believe over IM, email, WoW etc. etc. Similar to keyboard warrior
Keyjone231: I'm coming to kill you
Standardbean0: You live on the opposite side of the world to me, you know as well as I do that it won't happen, you've got some real keyjones right there.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).