Verb. (i.e. "To Keys") (Pronounced "Keez")

To notice someone waiting for something (for example, the shower), and time your approach in such a way as to sneak in front of them the instant their back is turned, thereby cutting them off, and sneaking whatever it is for yourself, first.

The appropriate response to BEING "Keysed" is to shake your fist in the air, and exclaim "Why like this?"

Phrase originally popularized by divers, working offshore, who routinely go out of their way to steal shower time, snacks, or other goodies out from under their colleagues.
James: "Damn it, Keith! ...I put my shaving kit, towel, and soap in the shower, and I was just about to start the water, and I decided to hit the head, first! ...Then? Dano snuck in there while I was in the head and stole my shower!"

Keith: "Hahaha! You got keysed, Man!"

James: <shaking fist in the air> "Why like this!!?"
by Annonymous Diver February 26, 2012
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Kilogram, usually refering to narcotics.
I almost got busted with 2 keys in my trunk.
by Hell4aHuslta January 24, 2003
The campest man in K-POP (after Jokwon) but also one the sexiest and most amazing.
Best guy at dancing girl group dances.
Key - "You look b-ee-zar"
Amber - "What?"
Key - "Leez-ard"
by Mrs Mcdonald. October 24, 2009
the correct way to spell it is ki's, bue everyone that submited a definition is a fuckin idiot so i had to put them in thier place. But a "Ki'" is short for Kilogram of yayo,Cocaine,Cociana, dust or whitegirls or whatever you would like to call this particilar drug.
Tony- forget about fuckin 13.5 a Ki Sosa, what are jou, fucking nuts?
Omar Sosa- well what would you propose that is reasonable?
Tony- 10.5 a ki' and jou gotta take dat chit to Panama
by KevinNutz December 22, 2003
A key is a kilo of Coke a key is worth 20 g's real big money making if you own keys
1.Ayo crosby just sold off 1 key to Big J yesterday right?
2. During the drug bust cops raided my crib and found 2 keys under my bed
by Brick City** March 09, 2005
just perfect... one of those things that would make you a whole lot happier at any given time
a big mack would be key right now
by mstar June 26, 2003
it means kilo, as in "keys of coke," not as in "keys to a car."
by Anonymous August 20, 2003
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