Kettledrums 

When a women refers to her breast in a descrete manner

" Try being silent when some bloody great beast bites you in the kettledrums!"

Kettledrums by L. Linton August 24, 2018

Ketteling

One who is obsessive over a single person for a very long time.it useully involves fallowing the person and never actully makeing contact.

Yo did you here jake was ketteling Julia?

Ketteling by Dustbillx September 25, 2014

Kettlethorpe High-School

Kettlethorpe High-School is apparently one of the best public schools in Wakefield, according to OFSTED.

When visiting 'Sketty-Ketty' ,as the locals call it, you will have the length of your skirt checked immediately by a bald fella' who has been accused of noncery on multiple occasions, he will then proceed to take your planner by force, regardless of the fact if you don't have one; as is the way of Gaz Mellor.

The school is riddled with wannabe chavs and roadmen that will head to the local area known as "Fag-end"to chain smoke cigarettes to give the early onset of lung cancer, as it is trendy within British culture.

SHIT AND PISS EVERYWHERE IN THE BOYS TOILETS I TELL YA!!!!!

Sketty-Ketty is pro'er filled with chavs, wouldn't want my kids going there.,

Garreth Mellor is a fat nonce.

Kettlethorpe High-School is rarted

Kettlethorpe High-School by Mr Hunter's Left Ankle February 22, 2019

Burp in the kettle 

An act of defiance on the last day of a job whereby you burp in the kettle.

I hated my job at AGA so much that on my last day I just had to burp in the kettle.

Burp in the kettle by Beanius September 11, 2014

ketted up 

To describe someone who has is in the throws of a ketamine trip.

Man, take a look a the state of John. He's well ketted up!

ketted up by Ketmister August 2, 2006

Kettering high school 

This place is absolute ass. With all the emo and furries walking around you feel like your in a goth shop and with the people who vape you can’t even go to the bathroom cause half of them are closed. The new principal is annoying too with the no phones in class policy.

An ass place is Kettering high school

Kettering high school by Mynameismichealmyers October 15, 2021

the pot calling the kettle black 

a situation in which one person criticizes another for a fault they have themselves

Ernie accused me of being selfish. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!

the pot calling the kettle black by [katie] November 12, 2006