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Kettlewell 

A great last name that is not quite as good as the last name klein
Kettlewell is not quite as good as Klein

kettlewell 

1.) An unholy douche.
2.) See #1
That kettlewell can go fuck himself.
kettlewell by KevinH May 4, 2005

kettlebell 

A Russian exercise tool that dates back to the 1700's. It resembles a cannonball with a handle welded onto it. Although it is very unassuming, it is a sinister training tool that will seriously kick your butt if you train correctly with it. It is a favorite of MMA fighters and strongman competitors.
Rahim threw up yesterday after completing three rounds of kettlebell exercises!
kettlebell by 2xfboo2 January 7, 2008

kettlebell 

A ball and handle made of cast iron. Usually 36, 54, or 72 pounds. Used for exercising. Resembles a black kettle.
Give me 50 one arm snatches with a 72lb kettlebell.

Kettlebell 

1. A demonstration of homosexuality. A means of expressing how gay a man is. A homoerotic unit of measurement.
2. A Russian way to exercise that says "I can exercise with the big boys!" It’s the power lifters equivalent to a girl pushup.
3. A secret society of the gay community.
An exercise used to initiate you into Gaydom.
Sally: "Oleg really likes his kettlebell."
Jane: "Hes obviously gay."

Bruce: "Are there any hot guys here tonight?"
Prudence: "oooh yes! Those guys over there are my little kettlebell men!"
Kettlebell by superdudeman June 23, 2009