kerfuckis

a situation that is confusing, weird, strange and/or confusing, can be a predicament.

"thats quite the kerfuckis your in!" talking about dropping a bunch on papers in the wind.

kerfuckis by allabastar June 7, 2010

kerfuckle 

In a really bad situation and very fucking confused

"I was in a kerfuckle when I realized I had left my ATM card at home".

kerfuckle by teachmcnetti June 4, 2005

Kerfuckalump 

An elephant that fucks things.

OR
A hard fucker.

Ashley: "how was your night with Rob last night?"
Kristin: "AMAZING! A kerfuckalump that one."

Kerfuckalump by DuMbO242 June 30, 2009

kerfuckle 

n. a messed up mess
v. to mess something up

The political candidate created a real kerfuckle for himself, when he lied about his finances.

kerfuckle by T.V. John November 6, 2016

Kerfuckered 

adjective: Messed-Up, problematic, very difficult

verb: To fuck up, mutate, or twist.

"This Guitar Hero song is so Kerfuckered."

"The whole situation is kerfuckered up."

Kerfuckered by Dustin Whitty December 5, 2007

Kerfunklism 

fear of showering without clothes

Did you hear how Katie showers? She just goes in with her clothes on! Wow.. She must have Kerfunklism

Kerfunklism by Apple121 June 14, 2015

kerfuckled 

A thing or situation that is "fucked up". An unwanted event resulting in misfortune. Something gone terribly wrong.

Mary drank too much at the party and puked on the record player, thus rendering it completely kerfuckled. In this example, Mary may also be described as being kerfuckled as she was pukeing drunk, and also created a disruptive, "kerfuckled" social situation.

kerfuckled by lasagnaisyummy December 10, 2013