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1.
In a really bad situation and very fucking confused
"I was in a kerfuckle when I realized I had left my ATM card at home".
by teachmcnetti May 29, 2005
 
2.
A word-mix of "ker-plop", "fuck-up", and "fumble", meaning:

1) A huge mistake or poor decision made by a dumbass.

2) A person guilty of such dumbassery that the word is applied directly to him/her.
1) *Our dumbass president makes another stupid decision* "Well, that was a kerfuckle of a move."

2) *Dumbassery is commited* "Dude, you are such a king-sized kerfuckle."
by hater_of_dumbasses July 23, 2010