The most unattractive name in the english dictionary
I bet that guy is a Keith
by CrazyBananaBoy January 01, 2011
The most unattractive name. From Family Guy Episode Ocean's 3 and a half when the guys make it into the final door of the Peutersmith's vault.
Cyber Security: What is the most unattractive name?
Peter Griffin:....Keith
by Beef Rocmore December 21, 2010
The worst male name ever.
Hi I'm John, what's your name?

Hey I'm Keith.

(John walks away) Wow that's the worst name ever.
by cgp24 December 13, 2010
a person of the male persuasion who is very short in stature. Typically drives oversized, intimidating vehicles to compensate for his lack of height. Enjoys eating mashed potatoes and desserts made by any female. You can find a Keith typically at a function standing off to the side watching everyone else. Girls like having a Keith aroiund because he is such a good listener however, his stature might make them uncomfortable because his eye level is right at a ladies breast level. You might mistake him for King Faqua from Shrek.
That guy is so short, I think his name is Keith.

I was talking to a gentleman the other day and all he did was stare at my boobs, his name must be Keith.

I met a guy at the bar last night, but his name was Keith - so, I am not sure I want to date him because he is so short.
by onlytheeyesknow March 03, 2010
The gayest guy name...ever
That guys name is keith, what a fag
by electroencephalogram September 24, 2010
According to Peter Griffin of the world famous show "Family Guy" this is the: worst, most disgusting, unappealing name in the english language of names..... DISGUSTING
Doctor: Congrajulations it's a boy

DAD: what should we name him?

"new" MOM: I want to name it Keith

(dad and doctor together) *BITCH SLAP*

DAD: Woman are you crazay!

Doctor: thats a terrible name
by Horsewiener.mpg September 08, 2010
A redneck who likes doing it up the ass.He says things he knows he wont do.He begs for your love and when you give it to him he acts as if its no big deal.He talks too fast, way to fast.Hes alsoo supriseing.But sometimes heee can be funny and nice.^-^
1-I dont feel like calling keith.

2-LOL look at his face.

3-Aw.That was nice.
by Mynamesisawesomeness November 07, 2010

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