Dontchu see we're talking. Quit being a "Keith".
by April 26, 2009
One who likes someone but is too much of a pussy to tell them how they feel.
Jim: Hey Mike you shacked up with Jessica yet?
Mike: No, not yet, I dont think the time is right.
Jim: Stop being such a fucking Keith and got talk to her.
by cocksoccer September 20, 2008
Verb. 1. To scam, trick, rip off or otherwise dupe.

Noun. 2. An extremely sketchy or shady individual. 3. A piece of shit.
1a. We should keith that dumb ass over there with that $20 dollar bill hanging out of his pocket.

1b. I got keithed last night when I walked to my car and found it on blocks.

1c. After I bought that shitty magazine subscription from that pushy door-to-door salesman, I felt like I got keithed.

2. If you keep staring at girls with that shady grin when you are trying to hit on them you are going to turn into a keith.

3. I went to the can and dropped a huge keith.
by Cal Ski Team #1! April 04, 2007
a giant faggishly stupid kid who cant say anything to anyones face and enjoys rough anal from a small albino boy.
My friend is such a Keith, he is all talk on Xbox but when I saw him today he ran away and cried.
by Ibid May 28, 2009
Tall skinny gay guy who sings love songs to his short partner. May also whip off shirt at random intervals. Has terrible tan lines. May be incapable of performing the act of sexual intercourse due to mental usually partnered with a short boy of the name "Ryan". has weird hair that has a "wave" in the front. special ability-can change voice from deep to high pitched. not able to shut up or pronounce name more than two syllables correctly. fails at throwing freethrows into the wastepaper basket. ALWAYS misses.
shut the fuck up!!!
my name isn't FABAH-HA!!!!
by glowinthedarkmice April 16, 2009
A fake fat AIDS infested asshole with the intention of raping minors.
2: "Why?" O_o
1: "Ummm, he def fits the definition of a Keith, duh? He 'screams' into a microphone, probably talking about blowing other men, and thinks it's screaming. Definitely a Keith."
2: "Yeah, I don't want him to give me butt-AIDS."
by Unts July 29, 2009
To alter a substance.
Jeremy just keithed my dr. P by putting malt vinegar in it!
by mavro May 28, 2007

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