Ketchard 

Mustard and ketchup mixed together.

mustup is also an alternative to it.

Yo my Crenshaw nigga wants some ketchard on his burger.

Ketchard by Sam Shelter October 15, 2006

ketchtard

50/50 mixture of ketchup and mustard. Pronounced catch-turd.

My wiener sure would taste better with some ketchtard on it!

ketchtard by ketchtard April 28, 2011

Matchtard 

A man or woman that is registered on an online dating site such as Match.com that has so many spelling and grammar mistakes in their profile that you suspect that they may be mentally retarded. Then you meet them for a date and they remove all doubt.

I met a woman that had so many mistakes in her profile that I felt compelled to point them out, telling her that guys like women who have nice profiles. She called me an @$$hole.

I told her "I meant you no ill will." She responded, "talk about your grammer, that sentance made no sence at all! lol "

She is a total Matchtard!

Matchtard by willwonka71 October 1, 2010

watchtard 

A person who loves watches so much he is affected mentally by it. Hours are spent researching watches, then hours are spent boring all is friends with his knowledge. Priorities become skewed as this person starts neglecting life in search of the perfect watch.

My homey got fired from work for browsing watches online all day, what a watchtard.

watchtard by chubby chan December 16, 2016

Kochtard 

One who is dumber than a retard and at the same time not smart enough to be called a fucktard.

A graduate in Finance lost her job as a bank teller because her drawer was always short. What a kochtard!

Kochtard by lonelyrhino May 21, 2013

ketchard 

the combination of ketchup and mustard (color: orange)

Do you want ketchard with your burger?

ketchard by 1234ri September 13, 2016