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a bitch. What goes around comes around, so basically, if you do something shitty then something shitty will happen to you, and vice versa.
John cheated on his girlfriend, and karma, being the bitch it is, came around and made him lose his wallet full of money and ID.
by winningiswhatido. November 13, 2010
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If you start a rumor karma is going to come and bite you in the ass
by Lauren2334 October 20, 2006
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some say it is a bitch.
Mike broke his leg after he hit that old lady with a stick, karma's a bitch.
by daniel surratt May 07, 2007
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an unintentional type of revenge
Johnny robbed a bank but got hit by a bus when he was making his get away, now that's karma.
by chanelno5 May 31, 2007
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The concept (invented originally as more of a self-improving guideline than how it's portrayed now as a supernatural force) that positive actions see good results, and bad results come from negative actions. It is a principle of Buddhism and was created (as all principles were) for purpose of influentially commercializing the author's opinion.

Its creation's need was seen, by the philosopher, to reduce vengeance taken out upon truly deserving people, in the fear that the punisher would otherwise be remorseless. This way, the would-be grudging individual would refrain from his/her actions, with the idea that the negative person would get "what they deserve" in the long run anyhow.
Frank Castle: "I think I'll pass on my desired revenge upon my family's murderers, Karma will affect them eventually."
by Markus Parker February 13, 2008
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when something that you have done, does to you back.
For example, if you do something good, something good will happen to you back. if you do something bad, something bad will happen to you. Karma can be dangerous sometimes.
by Poopname July 01, 2009
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Karma is the Hindu and Buddhist philosophy according to which the quality of people’s current and future lives is determined by their behavior in this and in previous lives. Good behavior is rewarded with goodness in life, and bad behavior is punished.

It is something like God: it takes one to be a believer to experience it and be convinced of it.

In today's world though, the applicability of karma is limited only to the current life, since future lives are more a matter of speculation.
A good intermix of right and wrong actions may help you establish a theory of karma for your personal use.
by Clint McConley June 27, 2004
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