kanter

To randomly omit certain, often important, details.

Megan: Why does the worksheet go from a,b..e? What about c and d?
Chelsea: They got kantered.

by igotkantered March 28, 2010

kanter

An asshole or someone who is a jerk

Dude ur a fucking kanter!

by Emily February 11, 2005

kanter

An extremely large marijuana cigarette. Rolled to perfection.

Dude, I just rolled the nicest Kanter, lets get high.

by Bogart April 13, 2005

Kanter

One who is constantly lesser than their comrades.

Max: I totally bombed that chemistry test!

Andrew: Wow I got a perfect score... it was so easy.

Nicky: Wow Max, you're such a kanter.

by Vraiblad Schryestony February 26, 2009

Kanterism

Any phrase beginning with "I don't understand why..." or "I just don't get it when/how..."

"I just don't understand why girls take pictures of their feet."

"You just said a Kanterism!"

by RickJames0909 February 25, 2008

Kanter-card

Made famous by the terrible play and unbelievable luck of Aaron Kanter during the 2005 World Series of Poker, an unlikely river card that gives a player an improbable win to a hand that he should never had been in at any point at all.

After some raising and following a flop of 6c-5d-3h, Raymer bets with Kd-Kh and Kanter calls an uncallable flop with Qh-Jh (5% to win). The turn card is the 7h, Kanter bets $600,000, Raymer moves all in, and Kanter Calls off all his money with his weak draw. Raymer shows his pocket kings, and Kanter shows his queen-high flush draw, needing a heart. Naturally, he catches the first of a long series of Kanter-cards with the river 2h, and makes his flush to cripple Greg Raymer.

by D H June 11, 2007

Kanter Banter

That loser on YouTube who trend-hops and leeches off of other creator's good content.

Person 1: Hey do you know Kanter Banter?
Person 2: Yeah I hate that kid

by Alexwack September 7, 2018