kaning 

whens something is kaning it means it is absolutely quality and quantity at the same time. or in different context it could mean somethings hurting.

those tits are fucking kaning!
my leg is absolutely kaning!

kaning by ed May 13, 2005

Kaning 

Farting on your boyfriend/girlfriend with extreme force causing one to be sexually aroused

My night started out with kaning, which led to me receiving dome

Kaning by DomeShot December 2, 2013

kaning 

The act of one person farting on another preferably in a public setting. The act must be declared to be official.

Dude that girl at the Kiosk just got a vicious kaning.

kaning by chewy924 June 2, 2010

Kaning Season 

A very rare and obscure event in which the creature known as the Kanus akwardus tries to seduce a mate and produce offspring. This is an extremely rare event due to the Kanus akwardus' akward nature and its excessive procrastination. Kaning Season is not yet fully understood by man kind. The Kanus akwardus is the only creature of it's kind and the rare nature of Kaning Season says that the Kanus akwardus could easily die out.

Person 1: Is it Kaning Season?
Person 2: What? Kid your high.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Kaning Season never happens.

Kaning Season by Kanus expert February 11, 2014

Kanigits 

The obnoxious French pronunciation of the English word "knight" specifically of King Arthur and His knights of the Round Table in the movie Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

You silly English kanigits! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries:

Kanigits by letithappen88 August 22, 2016

Kating 

Dating not 2, not 3 but 7 people at the same time.

''Why is Kate even dating Carson?'' ''Well she's kating so she got plenty of other dick to fulfill her slutty psychologically fucked up needs''

Kating by yourmothersfatherandfathersmot April 22, 2020

Kanging 

To Kang(verb) - A process of making one`s history/story etc. to appear more African than it was or is.

A: Did you hear? There are alot of people that are trying to portray Da Vinci as an African.
B: *sigh* Kanging has truly gone too far

Kanging by Saaaaaaaaaaas March 5, 2019