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Baby kabobs 

Something you can make with a baby you just barbequed.
Christian girl- What is that you're grilling?

Devil Worshipper- Baby kabobs, you want one?

Christian Girl- I'm calling the police and child protective services on you, amd later on I'm going to have a deep and meaningful conversation with Jesus about you and tell him all the wrongs you did, you should be ashamed of yourself, you're a coward and I can see why you are single.

Devil Worshipper- I wouldn't advise that, and besides, what is child protective services gonna do about this baby now, eat some baby kabobs with me? I just scooped up the babies that were still in the same spot they were hours before when I saw them last, because I knew they'd end up being stupid if they got to grow up, the ones that weren't still there escaped getting smoked on my grill, so I'm helping population growth decline steadily by what I'm doing, and you think it's so cowardly of me. What are you doing about population growth?

ash kabosu 

an absolute legend, best member of lovejoy, number #1 vlogger, best bassist, coolest dad guitar player 😎, style icon, mystery bass man, cute but hot (teach me your ways), legend with a really cool moustache

he was just a normal guy who got adopted by a load of minecraft youtubers and now he spends his time hanging out with commentary channel failure, james marriott, ash youre better than that 😔

LMAO
person 1: “have you seen ash kabosu’s new vlog?”
person 2: “yes, he hold a rose in his mouth and i literally died mate”
ash kabosu by deffo not sneegza November 17, 2021

sloshed and kaboshed

When a girl gets drunk and gets laid in the same night
Last night after the bar I was sloshed and kaboshed
sloshed and kaboshed by kaboshed January 16, 2020

Atlantic Shish-kabob 

Originating in the rural Iowa town of Atlantic. This has been described as an anti-social act in which the male participant inserts an assortment of fresh fruits and vegetables into the woman’s vagina. He then consumes the contents of the vagina in such a voracious way that it induces vomiting. Some of the emesis covering the male’s erect penis allowing for lubrication to anally penetrate the woman participant and thus completing the shish-kabob.
Billy was explaining to his friends how shit got pretty weird last night when he couldn't find his KY and had to give the old lady the Atlantic Shish-kabob.

afghan kabob 

Some of the best god damn meat ever made, usually in a skewer grilled over open fire marinated in special ingredients...
These Afghan kabobs are so fuckin good im bout to bust a nut
afghan kabob by KZ March 12, 2005

Douche-kabob 

So many different levels and variety of douche you have to skewer them.
He is such a douche-kabob I can't even explain it.
Douche-kabob by Friskycummings March 11, 2016