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1.
To be impaled on; also, to be stabbed
"man, i fell of that fence and almost got kabobed on a pole"
by John T M June 01, 2006
 
2.
The act of Skewering objects with your penis.
I went over to my friends BBQ yesterday and I Kabobed his sister.
by Thought Monkey July 15, 2010
 
3.
To get shafted by a pole like a kabob on the grill.
Steve Irwin got KABOBED!
by BioRebel September 03, 2006