chandler's definitions

make things funnier

the process of intoxicating onself with any form of mood-altering or mind-expanding chemical.

dude, i am really bored and it's friday night. should we make things funnier?

by chandler April 13, 2004

Alabama

Alabama a nice state in the southeastern United States. It is not full of rednecks like some of these people say. And it also has one the greatest football programs ever. No not Auburn.

Sweet home Alabama...Roll Tide Roll!!!

by Chandler August 10, 2004

buffalow hunting

a male pissing game in which the male urinates on a lage peice of toilet paper either in the toilet or in his hand...atempting to slice it in half.

hey pete watch me buffalow hunt!

by chandler May 9, 2004

Blahish

Having to do with things that are blah...

That movie was very blahish.

by chandler December 1, 2002

walk of shame

n. the course walked home after a night of boozing and fucking. one usually wears either the clothes they went out in (eg. short skirt and heels) or the clothing of the person they slept with (eg.a large white t-shirt)the morning after and everyone notices they have the "I was fucked up last night" look and am now walking home from the guy-I- fucked's house.

"I don't remember what his face looked like and I had to do the walk of shame."
"I don't remember if the sex was good enough for the walk of shame."

by chandler December 21, 2004

Ruby Falls

A tourist trap halfway up Lookout Mountain, TN, which features a water-pumped waterfall which is only 79 feet tall, despite the company's claim that it is 150 feet tall, located deep inside a death-trap of a cave.

I have 13 dollars and an hour and a half to waste, so I am going to go to Ruby Falls.

by chandler April 11, 2004

neil young

A country/rock legend who cannot be defined by any existing words in the English language. Often uses guitar solos which do not exceed 3 notes (if exceeding one). Rocks.

Dude, Neil Young rocks.

by chandler April 11, 2004