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Jurassic Prick
I watched Jurassic Prick on a grandpa porn website today and understood the true meaning of "Life finds a way."
Jurassic Prick by murribunda December 27, 2021
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Jurassic Dork
A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'
He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.
He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.
Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?
Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)
Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)
Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
Jurassic Dork by The Creep1 March 17, 2011
juoksukaljat
Grab n' go beers. Popular sport in Finland.
In short: Grabbing beercans from local grocery store and leaving (running) without paying.
Juoksukaljat in english literally means runbeers. The word "juoksu" (run) comes from the style: in order to escape you have to run.
How it works:
1. Enter a grocery store where you wont usually go (the cashier doesnt recognize you)
2. Cover your face
3. Grab a sixpack or larger (NOTE: try to grab one with a HANDLE because then you can grab two sixpacks or even more.
4. Run through the cash desk as fast as you can.
5. Someone needs to be at door to open it for you
6. ???
7. Profit
This is art in Finland
In short: Grabbing beercans from local grocery store and leaving (running) without paying.
Juoksukaljat in english literally means runbeers. The word "juoksu" (run) comes from the style: in order to escape you have to run.
How it works:
1. Enter a grocery store where you wont usually go (the cashier doesnt recognize you)
2. Cover your face
3. Grab a sixpack or larger (NOTE: try to grab one with a HANDLE because then you can grab two sixpacks or even more.
4. Run through the cash desk as fast as you can.
5. Someone needs to be at door to open it for you
6. ???
7. Profit
This is art in Finland
Ei vittu, Make kuulemma otti juoksukaljat ja jäi kiinni.
Hyvät juoksukaljat otin tänään. Yhteensä 12 tölkkiä.
Hyvät juoksukaljat otin tänään. Yhteensä 12 tölkkiä.
juoksukaljat by KelpoTietaja April 25, 2017
Mexican Jurisprudence
Noun referring to use of unlawful bribery as a means of dealing with criminal charges incurred in Mexico.
That judge was a dumb son of a bitch. Mom actually bought my freedom from jail. Mexican Jurisprudence works !
Mexican Jurisprudence by Juan-Nacho Bel Grande July 13, 2011