Jurassic Dork

A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'

He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.

Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?

Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)

Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

Jurassic Dork by The Creep1 March 17, 2011

Jurassic Dab 

Jurassic Dab. /ʤʊˈræsɪk dæb/

1. Collocation. A particularly sizeable glob of hash oil or cannabis concentrate, reminiscent of the amber chunk atop the cane wielded by John Hammond (Richard Attenborough) in the 1993 film 'Jurassic Park'.

1. "Dude, I did a Jurassic Dab in my car, I'm as high as giraffe pussy."

Jurassic Dab by HyperionWasTaken November 26, 2021

Jurassic World Dominion 

A good movie hated for no reason. I think critics are those "jurassic park good because it's the original" people. Jurassic Park is a good movie but just because it's the original, doesn't mean you should hate the others. If they aren't those people then I don't know what to do.

Critic: "Jurassic World Dominion is an overhyped pile of shit."
Guy #1: "I think it's good."
Critic: "Jurassic Park is good, the rest are trash."
Guy #2: "Maybe you watched them with your eyes closed?"

Jurassic World Dominion by LittleTimmyCry July 20, 2022

Jurassic world: Dominion 

Overhyped pile of garbage

i fucking hate Jurassic world: Dominion

Jurassic world: Dominion by Chad of words July 5, 2022

Jurassic Prick 

An old man's penis

I watched Jurassic Prick on a grandpa porn website today and understood the true meaning of "Life finds a way."

Jurassic Prick by murribunda December 27, 2021

Jurassic Park 

A great peice of Cinematic magic,

Welcome to Jurassic Park..

Jurassic Park by Rob T September 15, 2003

Jurassic Park Syndrome 

The condition arising when writers/producers feel compelled to put the focus (and spend undue screen time) on human characters in a movie that people are going to see mainly for its depiction of dinosaurs, giant robots, or other action/effects phenomena.

Yeah, the Transformers movie was cool.. when it finally *got* to the Transformers, instead of that kid. That was total Jurassic Park Syndrome.

Jurassic Park Syndrome by CaptainScorpio September 30, 2008