Junk Mail /junk male/NOUN: 1.Unsolicited or undesirable selfies of the male genitalia sent via text or instant message. These repulsive images are particularly egregious when
said genitalia is flaccid; rendering the transmission of such images unwarranted – as a flaccid penis is completely
useless to the recipient. Images of fully erect penis are also distasteful when sent without prior consent. 2.Solicited or desirable selfies of the male genitalia sent via text or instant message. These delightful images are particularly pleasant when
said genitalia is erect, serviceable and sent in response to a direct request.* * Direct requests include “Send me some junk mail.”, “Send me a
pic of that
monster” “I want a pic” “Let me see a pic” or any phrasing that include the
words “show” “send” “I want to see” in addition to a reference to the penis. Any other phrasing is pure speculation on the sender’s part and an image of your
junk will be unwelcomed. Furthermore, sending a pic of your
junk in lieu of a direct request is frowned upon by most women and the behavior should be avoided.
