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Gloryholing 

-verb (used with object)
The act of inserting one's penis into a vaginal, oral or anal cavity whilst interceding the afformentioned penis through a hole (usually 5-10 cm in diameter) in some type of tangible barrier (i.e. wall, door, window, etc...).
Steen frequently opens his cheeks to random holes in walls, hoping to recieve the warm creamy gift from gloryholing patrons.
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Gloryholing 

A term used to describe significantly lowering one’s standards in a desperate attempt to experience physical pleasure.
After 18 long months of celibacy, John determined that gloryholing was his best option.

Gloryholing (gamer term)

When your hung up on a glitch/object while trying to run away from an enemy or being attacked, it derives from the phrase "My dick was stuck in the gloryhole" which comes from the idea that if you penis is in a gloryhole and you are surprise attacked you cant really run until you take the time to pull your penis out of the gloryhole though by then your already pretty muck dead. (This term is used in a video game setting and not to be confused with the literal definition of "gloryhole").
Example 1: I was running from the Berserker but i gloryholed on the wall and it killed me.

Example 2: If i wasnt always "Gloryholing (gamer term)" on the doorway he wouldnt be able to kill me with the riot shield.

GloryholeGuillotine 

An overweight, insecure " Chad " that thinks they're muscular, even though they're not. They fixate on men and women to try and stay relevant. Generally acts superior, though they lack the mental fortitude to keep up in a social setting.
" Who was that person? " - " Oh, that was just a GloryholeGuillotine. "
GloryholeGuillotine by DoopdaPoop October 2, 2021

gloryholistic

use in a ironic sentence, when someone get it very deep by everyone else.
in a meeting going very bad, the meeting was "gloryholistic"
gloryholistic by jason794 April 9, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026