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Pink Skin Jump Suit 

While having sex, tell the woman you wish to 69. While getting into position, bust open her vagina with two fists, like forcing open a door open with a crowbar. Next, climb inside feet first pulling the lips up to your neck. Go to hollywood and apply to be a stunt man, because you have a cool new jumpsuit!
"Honey, open the door, where all dying to see your new clothes"
"One moment!"
*door opens*
"Like my new pink skin jump suit? I used Sally from next door! You ok down there Sally?"
"I feel refreshed"
"HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING GOD!"
Pink Skin Jump Suit by Jafuck June 10, 2009

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus 

A Punk, Emo, Screamo, not so much Rock, but all-in-all you could call it a Scene band that has powerful, emotional, incredible and meaningful lyrics to every one of their songs.
They have two albums;
"The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus" came out in 2004
and
"Don't Fake It" which came out in 2006.
I recommend both of them, as many other people do also.
Guardian Angel, and Face Down (The Acoustic Version for Face Down is less screamo and easier to understand the lyrics) are not only two songs that are by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus but are also very good examples of what they are about. They have strong lyrics, and really make you think about what you're listening to.
A must-listen-to Band. They are awesome.

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus 

The best band of the pop punk/rock/screamo genre to emerge in 2006. Amazing debut album, Don't You Fake. Inspiring, life-shaping songs that most teenagers connect with on a deep level.
Extremely talented at such a young age and definitely going far in their careers. Original sound and lyrics; high energy guitars.

Band Members include: Ronnie Winter {lead vocals}
Elias Reidy {lead guitar, backup vocals}
Duke Kitchens {guitar, piano, backup vocals}
Joey Westwood {bass, backup vocals}
Jon Wilkes {drums, backup vocals}

Them being absolutely beautiful is a well appreciated plus to the awesome music they produce.
I suggest that you do not underestimate them.
"I think there's something we can share, that's completely new. We'll be here til the end..." -The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus even said it themselves.
1. A one-piece suit worn by parachutists for jumping.
2. A garment fashioned after this, usually combining a shirt or bodice with shorts or trousers in one piece.
EX1:
- Jumper : Arg the wind is sneaking under my shirt and basically undressing me, I can't see anything and the wind hurts.
- Parachutists : You should have worn a jumpsuit.
- Jumper: It's okay I'm just committing suicide anyway.

EX2:
The second piece of fashion that you'll ever see if Jason Voorhees catches you, after seeing his bloody hockey mask. Unless a machete can be considered a fashion accessory (but you'll feel it more than see it), or if he's not wearing his jumpsuit that day.

EX3:
What Slipknot wears on stage to make you focus on the music instead of them and fashion.

EX4:
What Dr Venture wears in the cartoon the venture brothers.
Jumpsuit by LisaOfShades March 14, 2011

white jumpsuit 

"i gave that bitch a white jumpsuit"

"fuck red jumpsuit apparatus, i'll have a white jumpsuit apparatus"

Red Jumpsuit Apparatus 

The best thing that you could ever listen to. It is orgasmic music that only few can live through after listening to.
I lived after listening to Red Jumpsuit Apparatus!!