To be released from jail or prison.
You better have a cold beer waiting for me when I jump!
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To light a cigarette by using someone eles's lit cigarette.
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The scare some people get when watching certain horror movies, which as sometimes referred to as "jump gore"; a movie just into the scares without the substance.

Also can be a friend who hates horror movies who you conned into watching one with you.
"Man, how was that horror movie this weekend?"
"It sucked...total jump gore. I was as bored as hell."

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A musical genre, electronical.
140 bpm, live played at 150 bpm.

Famous jump-dj's: Coone, Chicago Zone, Jenny D Light
Jump is also used for the dance-moves that go with jump.
Jumping is not a crime.
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the time it takes for you to smell a fart after it expels from your anus
matt said his jump was only 2 seconds and mark said his was so fast it didnt even exist
by MCA72590 January 29, 2007
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What you do when you realize you are shit or stains. Implies that you are so awful that you plan on jumping off a bridge or cliff. Similar to cuts.

Also used as an adjective describing something that is bad.
"If I scrub out of this PTQ, I'm definitely running cuts and jumps."
"My deck is such jumps."
by ASM September 23, 2004
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Slutty Hoodrat whore that usually has some kind of std or is just plain nasty, term is most of used by black males.
yo dat girl keisha is a jump, i heard she fucked 3 different guys in one night then fuckd 2 diffrent guys tha next and now is callin me up to fuck today.
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