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Jumpname (-0.562)
A song that was composed by Van Halen to promote suicide.
Do us all a favor, go (jump) of a bridge.
by Mynor Castro May 31, 2016
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jumpsex (-0.215)
the time it takes for you to smell a fart after it expels from your anus
matt said his jump was only 2 seconds and mark said his was so fast it didnt even exist
by MCA72590 February 01, 2007
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Jumpsex (-0.629)
The divine and heroic act of gathering a group of able bodied males to launch a pre-meditated beating on an individual.
Someone turned a friend and I in for burglary so we took turns smashing his head in with thirty pound sledgehammers while he was handcuffed to his own steering wheel. JUMPED!
by Ken Popov December 12, 2007
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Jumpsex (-0.158)
A thing weak ass people do cuz they know they can't beat the person they fighting so they jump the person
They jump the boy cuz he was fucking they manz up
by Savo Kane March 14, 2017
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jumpinternet (-1.418)
A descriptive term, not widely used except by doughhead hipsters and dipshits on Facebook, to describe someone who is wired and/or jittery on too much caffeine, sugar, or perhaps both.
Quote: "Maybe I shouldn't have chugged that 64 oz. of high-sugar black tea. *twitch* *twitch*

"You're so funny when you're jump."
by Darkbackward April 30, 2012
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