Horse
did you bring a saddle for your julio?
by University of American Science December 25, 2011
A type of hobo, or breed, that is very smelly. They usually have nubs for arms and legs.

(Do not use this for school work!)
Look at that Julio, we should help her get across the street since her nubs are not working!

Hobos can be smelly, for example the breed Julio is very foul.
by Weengi August 01, 2009
A MECHANIC WHO BATHES HIMSELF IN GRAVY WORK ALL DAY. ALSO KNOWN AS THE FLUSH KING. WHEN NOT DOING SAID FLUSHES HE CAN BE FOUND ON TRAVIS'S DICK DRAWING UPON IT IN A FIERCE SUCKULANT MANNER IN ORDER TO RECIEVE MORE GRAVY.
-HEY MAN THERE'S NO WORK.

-YEAH JULIO GOT THE GRAVY. HE WORKED THAT DICK GOOD
by Big Head Julio August 26, 2008
An illegal immigrant of Hispanic heritage.
I need to go down to The Home Depot and pick up a load of julio's to clean up my yard!
by B.J. Morley April 10, 2007
A term describing a person from Mexico, Central, or South America. The slang term originated due to the fact that 85% of the native population is named Julio or some derivative of the original latin. Will beg or ask for anything,particularly cell phone minutes.
What is that stupid fucking julio doing?

Looks like he is walking in the middle of the highway with the rest of his retarted family.

"No julio puta, no tengo minutos."

by Mantis222 August 22, 2006
One whom is born to embody the essence of sleeze, tackiness, and douchebaggery. Slang; one who is exceptionally unacceptable; unsatisfactory. An almost ungodly and shameful idiot, taken from "geek" mythology. Also see "Fuck Head"
Man, that Richard swears he's a friggin' Julio, what with his body glitter, unbuttoned "chiny" shirt, tight jeans, and sunglasses in a dark club.

Hey dumbass, you need to stop going to the gym after waxing your chest or people might think you're trying to be a Julio.

No one is dating my kid sister, especially not some damn Julio.
by djmattm2002 April 27, 2010
Obese,hairy,greasy,going bald,messed up grill havin man.
You:yo,what happened to your eyes?

Me: I looked directly at Julio! Now I'm blind!
by siciliana May 08, 2014

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