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Ju-li-o One whom is born to embody the essence of coolness. Slang; one who is exceptionally acceptable; satisfactory. An almost godly cool-figure taken from geek mythology. Originated from the original Julio Alva; circa 1979. Also see "Cool Master"
Man, that Richard swears he's a friggin' Julio, what with his fancy Armani shoes and Gucci sweaters.

Hey dumbass, you need to stop going to the gym or people might think you're trying to be a Julio.

No one is dating my kid sister lest the Almighty Julio himself ride from the heavens and ask for her hand.
by Funk N' Wagnails June 10, 2004
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One of the hottest guys around , but you better watch out beacuse they can be one of the biggest players ever.
Yea he is amazing but he is a big player , Julio breaks all girls hearts
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An outgoing person who succeeds in everything. He's "cool, calm, and collected." Good leadership skills and is widly accepted by others. Intelligent, good looking, and smooth with the ladies. Ussually a tall hispanic kid who plays soccer, and/or baseball.
"I wana be like that kid. He's such a Julio"
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Girl : "OMG ! I'm going to marry that cute Julio over there. Hehehe"
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A master of everything and everyone. When the gods created man, they made Adam(putz) and then they redefined man by creating Julio.

A god among peons.
Julio Pwnd all. The end.
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a kid who is amazing at everything he does
Superman? You mean Julio.
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also "july"

cool
Darnell: I got tickets to the game.
Darnell's friend: Julio!
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A MECHANIC WHO BATHES HIMSELF IN GRAVY WORK ALL DAY. ALSO KNOWN AS THE FLUSH KING. WHEN NOT DOING SAID FLUSHES HE CAN BE FOUND ON TRAVIS'S DICK DRAWING UPON IT IN A FIERCE SUCKULANT MANNER IN ORDER TO RECIEVE MORE GRAVY.
-HEY MAN THERE'S NO WORK.

-YEAH JULIO GOT THE GRAVY. HE WORKED THAT DICK GOOD
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