1 definition by C. M. J.
About 6 months after exposure to ICP it makes the affected individual’s language completely change, a lot of marijuana is consumed, alcohol and faygo replace water as the primary source for hydration, and the individuals style of dress changes.
1-1 1/2 years after exposure a weird intolerable odor is emitted from the individual, grades drop significantly (if still in school), 8 year old temperament occurs on an almost continuous basis, ICP music can be heard 24/7 usually accompanied by the smell of weed.
2-3 years after exposure, the ICP fanatic starts to feed off of loose change and cigarette butts, IQ usually drops to 50% of original, the smell of ass crack/weed/alcohol/body odor/an original indescribable unmistakably ICP odor which can only come from years of overindulgence in faygo, weed, and alcohol starts to emit from the person.
4-5 years after exposure the individual drops off from the homosapien gene pool and becomes what science calls an “ex-homospien-drugatticus-retardicus”, which resembles a mix of Down syndrome, schizophrenia, bi-polar, and borderline personality disorder along with the morphing of genes into what can be seen at ICP concerts/gatherings.
There is no cure for ICPitus because it's all in the brain of the stupid individual who listens to the music (if you can call it that), but ICPitus can be avoided by teaching children at a young age what good music really is and by not being a cracked out poor excuse for a parent.
1-1 1/2 years after exposure a weird intolerable odor is emitted from the individual, grades drop significantly (if still in school), 8 year old temperament occurs on an almost continuous basis, ICP music can be heard 24/7 usually accompanied by the smell of weed.
2-3 years after exposure, the ICP fanatic starts to feed off of loose change and cigarette butts, IQ usually drops to 50% of original, the smell of ass crack/weed/alcohol/body odor/an original indescribable unmistakably ICP odor which can only come from years of overindulgence in faygo, weed, and alcohol starts to emit from the person.
4-5 years after exposure the individual drops off from the homosapien gene pool and becomes what science calls an “ex-homospien-drugatticus-retardicus”, which resembles a mix of Down syndrome, schizophrenia, bi-polar, and borderline personality disorder along with the morphing of genes into what can be seen at ICP concerts/gatherings.
There is no cure for ICPitus because it's all in the brain of the stupid individual who listens to the music (if you can call it that), but ICPitus can be avoided by teaching children at a young age what good music really is and by not being a cracked out poor excuse for a parent.
"Juggalos are stupid they think they're social battles are comparable and even more important then gay rights, exploitation of third world nations, the class war in America, the rise of the fourth right and corporate classism, the evolution of institutional fascism, the reversal of peace, and the snake police state that we are witnessing in this nation and the world around us".
by C. M. J. April 27, 2011