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Even Darwin cant explain juggalos
by robblake April 27, 2008
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For the most part, an uneducated, pathetic excuse for a human being who listens to the group ICP who are bold enough to actually consider themselves musicians. People you see wearing "hatchet-man" accesories. They should not be allowed to reproduce, because that is too cruel to future generations. ICP isn't rap, it isn't metal, it isn't rap/metal, and it isn't horrorpop. There is only one way to properly categorize ICP; unnecessarily and unartfully offensive and obnoxious noise.
That juggalo is stupid enough to think that ICP is music.
by The Mad Cap May 27, 2007
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A greasy, fat, teenager with a kool aid mustache and no friends who listens to songs about clowns in his step mother's double wide mobile home when he isn't hanging out at the mall food court.
Juggalos, you just got pwned!
by BBV4L 1 May 10, 2009
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a juggalo is a follower of Insane Clown Posse. they tend to be radically devoted to said band. from what i hear, they are NOT ALL psycho, white trash, pot-head, ignorant, ill informed bigots. but the many that i have had the pleasure to meet ARE.
me: i dont like ICP.
juggalo: see, why yo gotta be hatin on da juggalos like dat?
me: i dont hate you, i just dont care for your music.
juggalo: dont make me kill you wit my hatchet, son!
me:...what?
by phredy March 24, 2006
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a real bunch of fags and posers who listin to shitty insane clown pussies, they are a bunch of illiterate homos who live in the suburbs and drop out of school because they think it's cool. they drink that awful faygo shit.

they claim they don't care what people think about them however if you diss them or insane clown pussies they get pussy hurt.

another thing about juggalos is that they are all a bunch of pussies who can't fight.they only way they can fight is if they have thier butt buddies to back them other than that they can't fight as individuals.

some juggalos are even known to be snitches as well some even call the cops after they get thier ass beat

they also potray themselves as some fag cult saying everyone who listins to thier shitty music is somehow thier family.

also thier fanbase is made up of emos,wiccans,goths and wiggers. and somehow they consider themselves hiphop?

insane clown pussies is not even classified is hiphop or rap and are listed as one of the worst music groups of all time.

overall juggalos are a retarded pussy cult like fanbse made up of complete retarded suburb homothugs and suicidal emo fags who hate life.

juggalos get no respect from real Gs from real hoods that put in real work and no respect from normal society.
waz up my ninja were is da juggalo family?ma juggalos n i cant speel case i neva graduatid frum skool. hold on my ninja my mommy is callin me
by bozothedumbclown October 31, 2009
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A group of people who listen to "artists" signed to psychopathic records. They claim to be all about love, but they are rarely seen acting upon these claims. The larger majority of these individuals are, in fact, just as bigoted and "sheepish" as the people they claim to despise. Although I do support the idea of people following their own paths, most men/women who claim to be of said sub-culture account for little, if any, real contribution to society.
Some quotes from self-proclaimed juggalos on this site:

you can go suck your mom's dick.

2 and 3 suck my nuts
don't mess with the juggalo family bitches!

Swing our hatchets if we must. Each and
everone of us!!!" And that goes for swingin' at yo' neck too, bitch!!!

it's that simple now go FUCK OFF!
All u fuckin haters can suck a fuckin dick

all the muthafuckaz who made fun of juggalos fuck your mom and your dad with 7 dicks biaaaatchs fuck you fuck you bitchs gonad ass hole faces

Point proven.
by Bob Aeric Leekerson March 15, 2008
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Ignorance at it's best.

Juggalos are mindless drones who claim to be original, yet blindly follow the words of other idiots, i.e. ICP. They are uneducated(most) and unable to finish a complete sentence with proper grammar and punctuation. They say they are a family, but get into a fight with one and the others run away.

Juggalos were originally the name given to fans of ICP, however, they are now just another cult plaguing our society with their ignorance and insane train of thought.

They are also ruining the image of Heath Ledger.
I politely asked a juggalo to lower the volume of their music on the bus, and instead of being kind and considerate of the other passengers on the ride, the juggalo began swearing up and down. He stated that I was "hatin' on ICP", and that I was a "fuckin' whore who needed to keep her goddamn mouth shut". That was the first day I punched another person.
by Slightly Obscured Reality. October 24, 2009
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