A soda marketed to niggers,hicks, and fags.
Tastes exactly like day old semen.
Also known as Ass Milk, a drink for the obese.

Juggalos
a typical Juggalo
a typical Juggalo

A juggalo (or juggalette) is a retard who thinks the most important thing in the world is the fact that he listens to Insane Clown Posse. Clearly Icp is the most UN-important thing in the world. They believe they're making a statement by saying they kill people with axes. "Hatchet-man" carries a meat cleaver, not a hatchet. They wear clown make up, not realizing they just look like an army of queers. They think they are wearing make up because they were outcasts in society, when in reality, it's the make up and shitty grammar that made them outcasts in the first place.

Juggalos will often wear clown make-up to ICP shows and say "MCL" at the end of posts ("Much Clown Love"). Many juggalos like to pretend they have some sort of social disorder, (wetting the bed) but do not be fooled. One of the idiots from ICP is bipolar or something retarded and unimportant like that so they all think being "insane" is cool.

Juggalos are known for their anti-homosexual ideals and poor spelling (because they're too busy with a cock in their mouths).

Many Juggalos also happen to be furries, which doesn't make a lot of sense with their anti-homosexual stance, but does go along with the whole outcast from society bullshit they whine about.

While some ALL juggalos are not TOTAL retards, few NONE of them are worth your time. A lot of them are trailer trash that would be listening to their sisters fucking the entire trailerpark if they ...

Canned and carbonated it's called FAYGO.