EZ Jackster 

1) A Matrix-like program where you can acquire any piece of music ever created.
2) The root of all evil.

Didja get the latest Sir Paid-A-Lot single from EZ Jackster yet, Dijonay?

EZ Jackster by FD March 29, 2003

Jockster

Athletically inclined individual in the urban environment who tries to pass themselves off as being cooler than they really are. A cross between a hipster and a jock. Favors Rock Climbing, Skateboarding (particularly long boards), marijuana, can equally wear a polo shirt or ironic retro t-shirt, sports longish hair, faux-hawk, or shaved heads. Usually white, male, prep school educated, and untalented.

"He took her on a date rock-climbing and then to an Andrew Bird concert. I can't believe she'd date such a jockster!"

Jockster by Scrunchface April 30, 2010

Jacksterbation 

The combined process of jacking off and masterbating.

"The only way I could think to celebrate the end of the work week was with an intense jacksterbation"

Jacksterbation by Frankie "J" Leisure October 18, 2008

junkster 

(n). a person who is in need of durgs or action and is helpless to do or get any without someone doing all the work. also a pushy junky who won't stop untill they gets their durgs

EX # 1
(phone rings)
bill : "fuck! this asshole keeps calling me to put bets in for him"
adam : "why can't he call himself? "
bill : "cuz hes a fuckin junkster faggot fuck! "
EX # 2
willy : "mikey, roll a blunt"
mikey : "roll it yourself im busy"
willy : "i can't"
mikey : "huh your a fuckin junkster!"
willy : "haha yup"

junkster by fat scum January 5, 2008

Jeckster 

A confident and cocky guy, he's sometimes quite full of himself. Stylish, and a HUGE flirt. Caring, motivated and extremely competitive. You could say he's a charmer. A member of the sickest fraternity around, Sigma Alpha Epsilon. And most importantly the love of my life!

Sorcerer: You are some kind of Jeckster

Jeckster by Ashley Kloehn April 6, 2008

jacksterpiece 

1.) a concentrated collage of personal effects found to be sexually stimulating to the viewer; intended to be viewed during masturbation.

2.) a tool primarily used for bringing oneself to orgasm; a fake vagina

1.) "I was able to fit pictures of a nude midget, my half-naked ex-girlfriend, and 4 black guys pounding one white girl in this sweet jacksterpiece last night. My wrist STILL hurts!"

2.) "Alright, well, I'm gonna stop off at the sex toy shop and pick up a jacksterpiece on my way home. I totally ripped my last one."

jacksterpiece by fffreddy August 13, 2010

jacksterbate

the form of male masturbation; jacking off/wanking off

my guy friends gell me of their jacksterbate adventures

jacksterbate by gabbyxlover August 4, 2007